Gangsta Rap Song "THA WHIPS" is Here!

For all you punk suckas who think married life aint hard-core. Check out my new gangsta rap song about LA's toughest new gang, "Tha Whips!" CLICK HERE TO LISTEN ----> THA WHIPS!.wav


HERE'S THE LYRICS


THA WHIPS

By Jon Reep & Zach Selwyn

(spoken)

Uh, this is parking lot attendant Bowman. We got a situation here. Married couple, parked a full sized mini van in a compact spot.


Now it ain’t cool - to be hitched in LA,

Everybody is single and some are gay.

Which is cool, man- Hey that’s the way they swing,

But lemme tell ya how we do our thing!


I'm Whipped "Honey can you pick up my mom?"

I’m Whipped – “And then take her to the salon.”

I’m Whipped - “Here honey hold my purse”

THINGS JUST WENT FROM BAD TO WORSE!

In this smog filled city of dreams

Single is the way to be! Or so it seems

Y’all come to clubs flashin all that bling

I show up with my weddin’ ring

Now you might think that we ain’t dope,

Cause our gang colors are butterscotch & taupe.

Ya’ll wear do-rags & always look pissed

I’m walkin round da mall with a honey-do list!

So read my lips, no i don’t feel gipped.

Cause I got a beer gut, when I used to be ripped?

And never talk back, i just keep my mouth zipped?

There’s a reason for that! I’m a member of da WHIPS


I'm whipped "Baby its ten o clock!"

I’m Whipped – “Why would you go out after dark?”

I’m Whipped = Cmon! Lets watch Law and Order!

I MISS MY LIFE OF CHAOS AND DISORDER!


Y'all got bloods y'all got crips

With blades and guns strapped to they hips

But they aint got nothing with their hollow point tips

Me and my wife? We tha WHIPS

Now I once said “Til death do us part”

Now were in Trader Joes with a shopping cart

Gettin egg white substitute and Kale

I love my girl, But I want to bail - !

Find a dollar pint night – watch the fight, right?

Maybe find a nice little blunt to light!

But I might get bitched out – yeah, with no doubt

And I cant handle sleeping on the couch –

Again, my friend – Sure my girls a “Ten”

But she wants me to take a swing dance lesson –

So while you’re watching the NFL game

Ill be learning how to kick-ball-change


I'm whipped "Let’s get some cold stone!"

I’m Whipped – “And then come straight back home”

I’m Whipped = I wanna watch Glee!

I REMEMBER WHEN MY LIFE WAS FANCEY FREE!


I'm whipped "Honey come rub my feet"

I’m Whipped – “And them make me something to eat!”

I’m Whipped = My soup is too wet

HOW MUCH WORSE IS THIS GONNA GET?


Y'all got bloods y'all got crips

With blades and guns strapped to they hips

But they aint got nothing with their hollow point tips

Me and my wife? We tha WHIPS


(spoken)

Uh yeah, suspects are wearing some kind of light neon green and pink footwear. They’re crocs. They’re wearing crocs

Uh yeah, suspects are now walking, scratch that, skipping into a bed bath and beyond.

Uh, both wearing teal blue tops, uh, plaid shorts. They’re holding hands.

I’m definitely writing a warning ticket!

They're wearing crocs.

Over, got it!

I’M WHIPPED, IM WHIPPED, IM WHIPPED, IM WHIPPED, IM WHIPPED!

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Tags: DOG, EMINEM, GANGSTA, JON, LIFE, MARRIAGE, MARRIED, NWA, PUSSY, RAP, More…REEP, SELWYN, SNOOP, WHIPPED, ZACH

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Comment by michael walden on June 27, 2010 at 6:38am
REPPIN OR REEPIN THE H.K.Y.
Comment by chris sloan on June 26, 2010 at 10:42pm
haha that was great. im putin that on my mp3
Comment by Paul on June 17, 2010 at 2:58pm
well when you coming back to dallas?
Comment by Jon Reep on June 17, 2010 at 2:34pm
works fine on my computer
Comment by Paul on June 17, 2010 at 2:33pm
the link must be broken. caint hear it!!!
Comment by Zach Selwyn on June 16, 2010 at 12:33am
i wish that was my left hand in that picture... ; )
Comment by Amy Marie Byrd on June 15, 2010 at 7:53pm
Epic....hilarious as hell...great job! ;)
Comment by Lynn Ray Pardo on June 15, 2010 at 4:37pm
heart breakin"! I can't wait to see ya'll bustin' a move to your rap...will it be matching shopping carts and paint chips?
Comment by Dan on May 24, 2010 at 12:13pm
That rap was funny man keep it up
Comment by Jon Reep on May 15, 2010 at 9:53am
thanks james...glad u liked it buddy

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